Smurfed

Butt Fucking a smurf and eating his blue semen and spread it all over the smurfs face

I Smurfed this smurf so hard his ass hole was destroyed

by Jgrande22 May 29, 2019

bassy smurf

The concept of men-sheep body switching.

“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”

“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”

by Constitutional musical May 23, 2018

Smurf

A Smurf is someone with a lack of talent and normally let's people with talent do work for them.

"Ben is a fucking Smurf, he lip synced at the talent show."

by LimKappa May 24, 2018

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Smurf

Smurfs rape each other

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer

by The Vlogies October 30, 2017

Papa Smurf

The father of many gassed Jews during WW2

Papa smurf got gassed

by Genderfluid Beyblade April 19, 2017

Smurfed

You got wreck or destroyed in a game (usually associated with multiplayer) and lower their reputation to a smurfs height.

Faggot COD Noob: " Man you see that guy he got destroyed"
Mate of the noob: " Yeah he got smurfed"

by MajorPHAT April 20, 2017