secreted

brought into existence through thought, a la 'The Secret'
(NB. pronounced "SEE-creted", not "se-CREE-ted")

"I dreamt I got the job, then I got the job! I secreted it."

by eon82 March 19, 2010

secret pretend boyfriend

The, unattainable, unicorn-like, fantasy crush of a gay man known only to him and those closest to him EXCEPT his primary partner, who must always know NOTHING of the secret pretend boyfriend.

Don't tell Josh that Ryan Seacrest is my secret pretend boyfriend!

by myth ookami July 9, 2011

Secret Elitist

A dark horse in the game of life. Someone intelligent and crafty who remains quiet and reserved through the early part of their life but becomes majorly successful beyond that. Are usually capable of really sadistic hatred at times, but on the flipside, care passionately about true love, futurism and the arts. Most listen to new wave and electronic music and enjoy watching the lives of simpletons as they sit quietly, knowing that they're better. Many don't touch any sort of substance, including alcohol, enjoy chic decor and are up to date with technology.

Guy 1: That dude over there, the one listening to Fiction Factory and actually writing his essay. He's probably a secret elitist or something.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.

by Manchild543 August 7, 2011

Secret Circle

Secret Circle- A time of secret sharing between friends, usually when they are drunk. The secrets are not suppose to get out of the circle but they usually do. Sometimes used so that someone finds out something you wanna say but you are too scared to say it to there face but this is rare.

Hey guys secret circle, I don't like Mary can we make her leave?

Hey guys secret circle, I really like John but don't tell him!

by Faithf September 10, 2014

Secret Agent

A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.

The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Secret Collect

An item that you collect in the game "Secret Collect!" for the FunMachine, that looks nothing like Strong Bad.

Secret Collect!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

secret agent

Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.

Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.

by Lord 13yr0n March 26, 2008