On September 30th all of our founding fathers came together under a meeting called by Samuel Adams to make a day in which all seats in any classroom, bus, airplane could be changed.
Brad, “hey happy national change seat day, want to take someone’s first class seat?” Terry, “aww heck yeah I can’t wait too”
by Mr.Jammie September 17, 2019
Get the National Change Seat Daymug. Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.
In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.
by QuacksO June 2, 2021
Get the redneck bucket-seatsmug. Person 1: What is Car Seat Headrest?
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow
Person 2: It's like Weezer but for homosexual furries
Person 1: Oh wow
by two_trucks9009 February 20, 2024
Get the Car Seat Headrestmug. When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.
by megaboom26 October 13, 2016
Get the seat warsmug. A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
Get the Orphan Seatmug. A Car Seat Bitch, is a girl with the body curves like the top half of a car seat, when you’re sitting in the back seat looking forward at it.
Guy: “Damn girl you a car seat bitch”
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
Girl: “what does that mean?”
Guy: “you got a skinny waist and big hips”
Bro: damn Bruh look at that girls fat ass with those big hips and skinny waist
Bruh: damn bro she a car seat bitch no cap
by Bonkripper7666 April 11, 2021
Get the Car Seat Bitchmug. by fiiiuum November 23, 2021
Get the Seat Leon FR1mug.