95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Boolean science

A model which states that Godel's incompleteness theorem is unable to count the second-set of-points in a non-Tarski object.

A Tarski object has two sets of points; one inside of the object and another set on the surface of the object. Boolean science tells us science cannot count the second set of points if they are inside of the shape.

by flightfacilities February 21, 2022

Really into science

A term secretly referring to being gay; originated from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale

Tom is really into science *wink*

by RainMushroom February 8, 2022

Science fictionoid

A genre of book or movie similar to science fiction. Unlike science fiction, everything in the book or movie would be possible in the real world.

Bob: "Jurrasic park is a science fictionoid movie because the dinosaurs could be recreated the same way in real life as they were in the movie."

Jim: "..."

Jim's gun: "BANG"

by damnboihethic69 October 29, 2021

Bigfoot Science

The art of combining faulty logic, false correlations, and prejudices to come to incorrect conclusions. Commonly used by both "Bigfoot Researchers" and Trump supporters.

random noise in the woods Must be Bigfoot! broken tree trunk Sure sign of Squatch activity!

News that scientists studied Coronavirus variants

Bob: Them damn liberals created COVID in the first place!
Sounds like you have been watching Fox News, again, Bob - that's just Bigfoot Science.

by Bigfoot Scientist October 29, 2021

Science Arms

Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions

No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.

by Nice501s March 4, 2023

science boy

A derogatory way to refer to your friend who is in a STEM field of work or has a STEM major.

“What did you think would happen if you poured bleach into your eyes?”

“Whatever science boy.”

by Firebirb October 19, 2023