Roblox Stories

A story made by bunch of 5 year olds

Roblox stories (Part 1)
Noob: Hi bestie
Bacon: Hi noob
Bacon and noob: I want to say something
Noob: You go first
Bacon: I got 3126716713678324624874736285323872378485436278 Million robux
Noob: Oh wow can i say something now?
Bacon: Sure loser
Noob: I made a new friend
Bacon good noob
Bacon: Invite him/her
Noob: Oki
Bacon: BTW imma change my avatar
Noob: Okay than

1137312831893131823789312893712831 Hours later
Cnp: Hi noob and rich baba boy
Slender: Oh hi
Cnp: Wanna date?
Slender:No
Cnp: "*Turns Emo baka queen emotional asian damage*"
Cnp: DATE ME NOWWWWW
Slender: No and noob im leaving you. By loser
Noob: Okay :( Gets inf robux
They died after 95 years :(

by Xiaoling of Japan July 31, 2022

Roblox PTSD

When you get PTSD from roblox

Person 1: I have ptsd
Person 2: Is it roblox PTSD? that's a pretty big thing currently

Person 3: No way you guys have it too? I thought I was the only one! I got my roblox ptsd from The streets

by Not_Cy August 19, 2019

roblox death

ROBLOX death is when one of those lego guys in ROBLOX.com get knocked out

gay: immersive new roblox death animations

by mylifeisadefinition November 10, 2017

roblox trader

A person who partakes in the commerce of virtual items called limiteds on the platform ROBLOX.

Combat has big value he is a roblox trader.
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Padrome has an autist magnet and makes so much money.
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Sentence example.

- I trade roblox items, I am a roblox trader.
- I was sexually abused by a roblox trader.
- I am a roblox trader, I hate poor people.

by Big Chev July 18, 2021

Roblox Pus

Roblox pus is another term for Roblox pussy. Roblox pussy is pussy from female users in roblox.com.

Ima smash this nice roblox pus tonight.

by -Baj February 5, 2017

roblox sex

When you get fucked so hard that each time you take a step afterwards you make the roblox death noise.

Girlfriend- Why do you keep making that noise?
Me- Its a hard case of roblox sex
Girlfriend- Do me

by Robloxian420 April 24, 2017

Roblox Player

A roblox player is a person who plays roblox or the roblox launcher

To play Roblox it requires for you to download The Roblox Player

by Got_lce January 28, 2021