Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Ride and slide

Woman's version of one night stand

Woman's version of pump and dump

"He was a ride and slide last night!"

by Billichix October 7, 2017

Meat-riding

Anthony

Anthony be meat-riding low key

by mrnapps May 1, 2023

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023

Hay riding

Being high or stoned due to smoking grass or eating marijuana infused food.

Dude what did you do yesterday?
I was hay riding in my girlfriend’s basement.

by Dawaninon December 12, 2009

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022