religion

Totally for gays, hypocrits and old people! get a real life COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only old people, gays and hypocrits go to church, why bother?

by Aaron January 15, 2004

religion

The greatest form of emancipation known to man.
A way to find meaning in an otherwise insipid existence.

little child: Daddy, why do animals have no religion?

dad: Because they think and feel like the vast majority of people.

by asc asc June 24, 2008

b religion

The b religion is the only religion on earth stupider than the a religion. They follow the satanic mullet b, who has the world's worst mullet. Followers usually have shit hair.

Guy: Why are you growing that mullet?
Dumb guy: I follow the b religion.
Guy: You're a dick.

by Comrade Pi October 28, 2006

religion

Early sport. Allowed tribes to form into competing teams for various games (football, polo, Lion-feeding).

1-0 to the Christians! 1-0 to the Christians!

Cheer up Mu-hammed, O what can it be?
You've got a shit religion and a shit football te-am!

by Jizz mopper September 12, 2003

Pan-religious

A pan-religious person is a person believing in ALL religions.

- "Mike is pan-religious, he's an idiot."

by Phanatico January 4, 2016

uniting all the religions

satan's big PLAN....

what a fag

o_O what the fuck is wrong with you fuckin people?

by o)O picasso January 8, 2005

religion

bullshit

Nigger you chatting religion

by Jamesyb October 28, 2018