Sandpaper ride

Dude 1 is laying down. Dude 2 is scooting his ass cheeks against dude 1's chin stubble

Dude: I took a sandpaper ride on John last night. His chin looks like rusty steel wool.

by Grech88 May 26, 2011

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011

Meat-riding

Anthony

Anthony be meat-riding low key

by mrnapps May 1, 2023

Ride and slide

Woman's version of one night stand

Woman's version of pump and dump

"He was a ride and slide last night!"

by Billichix October 7, 2017

Filthy Ride

Irish Slang - An exceptionally good looking person. Someone you are really attracted to. The highest complement one can receive.

See that guy there; he is a filthy ride!

by lesbags June 7, 2019

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023

ride the rod

To climb onto an erection and have sexual intercourse

Hey baby, come ride the rod.

by madam curious December 11, 2013