purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman June 12, 2012

purple flurping

When you butt chug a bottle of grape soda

Dude, Sam is fucking purple flurping!

by Thegenuinerage January 11, 2016

Purple Couch

An image of interest/funny to you, but you want to hide what it is.

Found this purple couch. Wanna look at it?

by Monopolyman64 May 19, 2016

purple huff

satanic, spikey hair, marilyn manson fan, dude.

Dude!!! I just saw a purple huff!!! He was totally hot.

by feliclay January 13, 2009

Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts

I just gave that girl purple shorts.

by Joekerzwild December 08, 2017

purple oyster

When your partner fucks you agressivly over a long period of time and the majority of your blood flow around your vaginal lips become purple in color and dry.

"Oh Shit! You're giving me a purple oyster!"

by KKK Comander April 17, 2017

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 29, 2018