Purple Mystic

The worst book ever for the right reasons, and the best book for the wrong ones.

Otau: "Hey guys I wrote a new Purple Mystic chapter!"
Johney: "Have you considered changing the genre to comedy?"

by Johney the Great February 27, 2022

purple edit

In competitive reality TV, when a contestant is edited to receive little-to-no screen time despite lasting relatively deep into the game.

The term is named after Survivor: Nicaragua contestant Kelly Shinn (nicknamed "Purple Kelly"), who lasted 28 days before quitting the game. The show's editors took "revenge" by all-but-deleting her from the storyline.

Wait, you're telling Chelsea had only FOUR confessionals despite getting voted out in 8th place!? That's a purple edit if ever there was one.

by bbbbbbb6 January 2, 2020

inner purple

any hidden traits or ambitions that show great flamboyance. "Purple," is used rather than, say, green or orange, because it is particularly flamboyant and favored mostly by women and homosexual men. One may imagine the "inner purple" as a shining, glittery ooze filling the thoracic cavity, and smelling of gayness. This substance emerges in those moments of, "Wow, I know you're hetero, but that is the gayest thing I've seen all day."

The inner purple incarnates the flamboyance that resides within us all.

Mr. Macho: "I listened to that CD over the weekend and--- well-- it was just---fab-u-lousss!"

Friend of Macho: "I think I just caught a glimpse of your inner purple."

by gouls June 20, 2009

Purple package

When you get swole AF, and she can't handle it.

"Jason came at me with his purple package, and now I can barely walk today."

by NAKEDxMiDGET January 29, 2021

Sexy Purple

A shade of purple so appealing to the senses that one want to have sexual intercourse with said color.

Damn, did you see that Teddy Bear, it's a sexy purple.

by Mr Potato man January 3, 2015

purple pounding

The art of nailing a woman in the ass and turning her balloon knot purple

I gave her ass a real good purple pounding, with a donkey punch as the finish.

by Jimmy Thunder77 March 31, 2009

purple manatee

a filthy slut, skank, fat whore.

Julie is a purple manatee.

by mrpacman December 12, 2012