Pumpkin Smashed

A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class

Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks

Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.

by aMADmexikan October 10, 2017

pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme

In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying

by jh5g April 19, 2018

muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.

Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.

by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017

Carve your pumpkin

Fucking someone’s girl so much that their vagina literally looks like it’s been carved.

man would I carve your pumpkin

by Doseofshadi October 22, 2017

pumpkin

the most supernatural of fruits.

guy 1 "aaaaaah its a monster "
guy 2 "no its a pumpkin

by bobby cran-jerry bill October 24, 2017

pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.

guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.

by magicchinchin April 19, 2018

pumpkin sauce

A term used by crack heads when they have been places

Holy pumpkin sauce kelly

by Pumpkin sauce November 9, 2017