by BallPeens September 5, 2025

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.
Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"
by Official Average Human May 25, 2025

by map024 September 23, 2025

Person 1: “I bought Pumpkin Eye Brawl yesterday, I can’t wait to see him in game, he’ll look so cool!”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”
Persons 2 and 3: “So how do we tell him?”
by IamBW May 14, 2023

After Todd’s morning coffee he had to move the Eiffel Tower to the bathroom for a Pumpkin Dunkin Blumpkin.
by ToDDONUTS February 17, 2023

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.
Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!
by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

by Charaisbest August 25, 2020
