by Mermaid queen April 02, 2018
Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?
"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"
by apeuprising June 22, 2022
A Harry Potter stan who is toxic and cannot get a social life/a harry potter fan who uses LMFAOOO-, 😭😭😭😭BDISIEHSHDHS, etc.
potterhead: haha yu ar gey noob
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
timy: no yuo potter-dickhead
potterhead: dude u made fun of my name
me: stop being toxic DICKhead
timmy: get a social life
by ForzaHorizon June 24, 2021
A crazy horny drug addict completely insane good looking devilishly handsome what's a dark Heart of Gold
by Kannasfour300 September 22, 2019
Harry potter's parents died because they turned off the bass of Dizzee Rascal and the white pedo killed his dog.
by Dizzee Pedo December 02, 2020
When banging a girl from behind, you stick both your pointer fingers in her ass, and when she turns around in shock, you take your shitty fingers and circle around her eyes, making the appearance of Harry's glasses while climaxing and simultaneously yelling EXPELLIARMUS! Then you steal her broom as you run out of the house to make a quick getaway!
by Jerry’s kids January 26, 2022