Harry Potter

The best written book series in the WORLD. Created by the smartest woman ALIVE J.K. Rowling.

yo! Have you read Harry Potter?
YES!! ITS SO AMAZING!

by Malfoy wife ;) August 18, 2019

i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009

Halle Rose Potter

BADASS MY FAVORITE FUCKING COUSIN LOVE YOU

You are such a Halle rose potter you bad bitch

by BrooklynPotter February 26, 2021

Peeping Potter

A female predator that lacks her own natural talents and abilities. A plain Jane that no one notices in a crowded room. A female creeper that stalks other females online and off for a false sense of power.
A jealous girl with a personality disorder that invades the privacy of other girls.

Wow, Elizabeth sure is a peeping Potter.
She commits crimes just to stalk other girls. She’s hardcore mentally ill.

by Ariel Soleil July 25, 2019

Harry Potter

Hates Draco but then people think that they should be a couple like girlllllll

Harry Potter I -

by Dracomalfoy48 December 30, 2020

Harry Potter

A famous boi that went to Hogwarts and then got even more famous.....

Ya muggles saying its just a book, hah.

Also, how does harry potter get down a hill? walking.

JK rolling...

P.S if you have not read the books this makes ZERO sense.

Wizard =" Rember that boy Harry Potter? "

Person= " good book right? "

Wizard= " sure muggle. "

"You're a Harry Wizard... that was about right. "

by ThisPersonDoesntCare November 6, 2018

Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022