poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

Poke and Revoke

The act of having sex with a woman, followed by cutting off all contact.

Guy 1: "I totally poke and revoke'd Gabriela."
Guy 2: "Better hope you don't run into her."

by Rail and Bail March 15, 2014

Cheeky jaimee poke

Cumming on the bridge of your nose so you can’t see then farting in your mouth just for fun

I’ll cheeky Jamiee poke ya dad if you’re not careful mate. Wallop cheeky jaimee poke

by Mangletooth1 March 9, 2024

poke

Home run in baseball

Eric went 2 for 3 with a poke

by Chucksterolove May 3, 2023

Belly poke

To have sex with a penis inside of a bellybutton.

His penis was so small, he tried for a belly poke instead.

by James Gresham November 13, 2023

cuke poke

A cuke poke is when you give your highly slick love tunnel (vagina) a literal poke from a cucumber. Or, several pokes.

Today, I went to Publix and purchased the perfect cucumber. I could barely make it home. I slid the cucumber out of the thin, plastic bag and proceeded to give myself a WELL deserved cuke poke. Ahhhhh! Satisfaction, at long last.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Tuna Poke

Slapped directly in the face with a pussy.

If you don't shut up I'll tuna poke the shit out of you!

by TuckN'Roll October 26, 2018