stripper pits

When you are at a brothel and the girl in front of you forgot to shave under her arms.

"Did you see the stripper pits on that slut?"
"Dang! She really needs to shave!"

by Creepingdeath01 October 22, 2015

pit shit

when chunks of deodorant get stuck in ones armpit hair

yesterday at basketball i had to defend this kid with so much pit shit. he was gross.

by banginonfools December 12, 2009

Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion

David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*

by Kilimino February 13, 2015

Moth Pit

Naturally occurring phenomenon of people (perverted moths) surrounding a Glover/Hula Hooper/light show at a rave/music festival.

I found Bobby in a moth pit drooling on himself

by Pervertedmoth September 25, 2018

Pit Performer

A person who performs in the front ensemble, or pit for short. They have a wide variety of musical skills over several interesting instruments, and substitute their lack of marching on the field with more difficult music. Often brag about knowing how to play 50 different instruments while actually only knowing how to play, like, 6 (triangles don't count as instruments and you can't change my mind). Unlike drumline, they are the percussionist that can read music decently. If they are a good mallet player, they may even learn how to hold with 4 mallets.

In case you were wondering, this was written by a pit/brass player so I have valid arguments for both sides.

Person 1: Those pit performers barely march at all, I wonder why they're in the band.
Person 2: Yeah, but did you see them play? They're so good at what they do, I think it makes up for it.

by Bongo Boye November 28, 2018

Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.

Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.

by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016

weiner pit

The area between the base of the wiener and the top of the nut sac

My weiner pit needs to be cleaned

by Kirk Dotson November 21, 2019