Gee Finger Poking

The process of modifying things to find out what they do without fully understanding the consequences of such actions. Driven by a strong sense of curiosity without a strong knowledge base. Usually performed by the most unqualified people in production environments. It can be as simple as flicking a switch, or performing computer modifications. Consequences are usually significant, such as lost revenue, or even the loss of life.
Richard to himself: "Gee... I wonder what this does.", while changing the port of a website.

Frank: Do you know why the site is down?
Tom: It looks like Richard was Gee Finger Poking in IIS again.
by Drew11766 September 4, 2008
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poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.
"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."
by Sometimes. February 17, 2017
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Polar Poke

When a man goes for a polar plunge swim in cold water, and right after has raw sex with his partner. Warming his entire body from the ‘box heater’ For the woman it is like fucking an icicle. Also referred to as the ‘Antarctic Sun Spot’
Babe once I get out of this Ice bath, lets have a good ol’ fashion Polar Poke.
by Fritz May 29, 2020
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poke 'n wave

Having sex with someone and never calling them back. Synonymous with fuck and chuck.
See that girl over there? I'm gonna give her the old poke 'n wave.
by catleesi July 8, 2017
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Puppy poking

Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
by Macknoel November 20, 2009
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poke

a slang term regarding a nicotine device
Can I hit your poke?”
by girllll March 19, 2022
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