Official member of the OLDS who doesn't really get jokes or have much to contribute. Highly emotional.
You were such a Derek Owens last night when you lost the ability to understand sarcasm and yelled at those kids at the movies for making too much noise.
by burgestar January 20, 2015

Owen is one of the best guys you’ll ever meet in a lifetime. He is a sweet, funny, cool gentleman. He is the best source for good music, which is one of the cutest things about him. Once you meet Owen, you’ll be unable to forget him. Never take him for granted.
by Crunchyleaves04 February 13, 2022

by Trinity Owens September 3, 2017

Ew Owen
by Huddd March 10, 2020

Boy- holy cow that guy must weigh a ton
Girl- he’s literally a Owen with all that weight he has to carry around
Girl- he’s literally a Owen with all that weight he has to carry around
by Rodrick, Heffley March 29, 2024

owen is a sweet guy and you want him as a friend but he is someone that will steal your girl and then break her heart. but on the other hand he is the most funnest, kindest, and nicest guy you will meet
by unicornlover0616 November 5, 2017

A female who is extraordinary and very unique. She is very loyal and faithful. She is also a good match for Andrews who write poetry.
by That_One_Guy085 August 23, 2016
