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Ass tings

A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.

Lives in Detroit, Michigan

Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.

Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off

Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!

Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry

Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.

Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
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ting

a word that can replace a object, action or question
im going to go do ting

please pass the ting

ting?
by leelum22 April 23, 2011
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Bun ting

A person who is ugly or not attractive, the opposite to “peng ting”
Person 1: hey do you think I should ask Molly out?
Person 2: nah bruv she’s bun ting
by Bun ting May 17, 2018
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Ting ting

Male genitalia, specifically the penile shaft.
I like to play with my ting ting.
by Telsey Quesadilla July 18, 2024
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leng ting

someone / something that is so great.
ayo, dats some leng ting!
by ?101 April 10, 2022
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nass ting

A combination of "nasty" and "ting".
"Jeez... my teeth lookin' like a nass ting"
by Dunkous February 20, 2019
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Yu Ting

Cute, Smart, Friendly and Caring.
by TotallyNotZY October 19, 2020
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