Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.

“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”

by DAOB February 18, 2018

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titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.

My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.

by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016

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Tandem titties refers to two sets of titties in close proximity of one another such as two nude women hugging. Or two girls in bikinis with their titties touching. It can also be referred to a threesome when there is one man and two women.

"I got a great pic of some tandem titties on the boat last night!"

by Mikey P June 21, 2016

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titty sickle

when a girls nipples gets cold as ice and you start sucking on them like an icee pop

Her titty sickles are so good. Put it right in there.

by Humans_Are_Monsters_Bitch April 29, 2016

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Tittie Rape

1. When a man's penis is inserted forcibly between the breasts of a woman and is thrusted repeatedly.

2. An act of rape performed solely on the breasts.

"Tittie rape is a serious concern in this 'modern' 'society'."

Man: "Yo, Rachael, you were totally tittie fucked!"
Rachael: "Nuh uh man. I wasn't even aware. It was totally tittie rape"

by Genteel_Wolfman July 19, 2013

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Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.

Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!

by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013

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