Sports

Sports

Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Sports

Unscrupulous behaviour that usually results in promiscuity, alcoholism and general fuckery

What's the move? Let's play sports!

by Overrroddderr September 24, 2021

sports hypebeast

Someone who likes a sport team then claims that that the like another team because they are better than the original team they were rooting for.

Jack:(1996) I like the bulls I will always like the bulls

Jack:(2017) I like the warriors because they beat the bulls I am a sports hypebeast

by Saucey Rami October 29, 2017

the nikkis sports centre

the feaky building that is gonna be knocked down where that kool soft play is and the crappy candy machines. plus the staff are really mean!

"wayhey this place is so crap"

by hugh January 9, 2004

Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.

"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."

by KEKW666 May 13, 2025

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016

Sport fisherman

Someone who catches their sperm after masturbating and throws it.

You can tell he's an accomplished sport fisherman by how many cum stains are on his ceiling.

by Professor cum bubbler September 1, 2019