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I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.
I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down
by Nigardly man November 23, 2024
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Special needs nigga

Just another way of calling someone retarded (they need to be or are in special education)

You can also use it for when someone asks for something stupid
Person 1: Watch me be a douche to fast-food employees

Literally everyone in the place: Oh my goooooood Get this special needs nigga outta here
by Iwantamommysooobad November 8, 2022
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Need-Bead

No matter how long a string of anal beads are,...the NEED-BEAD is the very last bead that must "NOT" be inserted. The NEED-BEAD must be left out to insure retrieval of the remaining beads.
Accidently put the NEED-BEAD all the way in...Of course it got stuck, so we banged and I got it out later.
by Sick Em D October 25, 2022
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you need jisoos

The kpop version of "you need Jesus".
Takes its name by the singer Hong Jisoo (part of the group Seventeen), a good Christian born on 30 December 1995, in Los Angeles (California).
Also named Joshua, the boy, on Halloween of the year 2015, wore a priestly costume, giving birth to this phrase.

The legend tells that if you say "you need Jisoos" at 3:00 AM, in front of your mirror, Joshua Hong will appear to bless you.
*Jun does a sexy move*

*all members of SVT start to scream*
YOU NEED JISOOS

*Hong Jisoo appears* Bless you, man.
by JisooSneedsme October 30, 2017
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I NEED to kms.

Unlike it is often used, this specific form is actually means good. When using this, you are expressing that you are so overjoyed that you don't know how to handle your emotions.
This artpiece is so good, I NEED to kms.
by stealballsrun November 14, 2023
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This man needs an Oscar!

a comment often said by femboys who are looking to bang others. the "man" being the person the femboy wants to bang and "oscar" being slang in the femboy community for wanting to bang someone.
by CombatWombat616 November 6, 2023
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Do you need that?!

A confrontational rhetorical question used to challenge someone’s behavior or attitude, implying that they are asking to be disrespected, physically confronted, or fought. Popularized by cast members on reality shows like Baddies, it often precedes or escalates a heated argument.
“She kept running her mouth, so I was like, ‘Do you need that?!’”
by lyric1232328 March 30, 2025
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