Uber Ninja

The ultimate ninja. The uber ninja is a single person. They are choosen in a ninja compettion held only once every ten years in Peewakee, Wisconsin USA. This ninja is not only the most skillful, but also the president of the ninja union.

Hiro worked so hard. He killed twenty people in one day to become the Uber Ninja.

by macro March 10, 2005

ninja turtle

the ninja turtle (can be used both in the singular and plural sense). is an ancient turtle, originally from the sewer region of densley populated cities. They are often accompanied by a large rat. ninja turtles hit their ninja "peaks" during their teenage years.

Turtles in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!!!

by Josh Stramoli June 29, 2004

Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.

So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!

by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009

ninja biscuit

when you are fed up with a situation whilst making tea & biscuits, you grab the weapon of your choice, in this case biscuit, any kind will do. Then throw it, shout NINJA BISCUITTTTT! and run under a table.

only do it when other people are in the room though,
otherwise. you just fail.

*Mathew spills tea*
Mathew: FUUUUUUUUU. NINJA BISCUIT *throws biscuit*
His mum: well that was amusing, time for your breastfeed I think
Mathew: OMNOMNOM

by piginaaa September 4, 2009

tea ninja

Any waiter, or backwaiter that annoyingly refills your iced tea after you've only had a small amount to drink thus ruining your tea/lemon/sweetener ratios.

I hate getting stuck in Scott's section at Chili's. He's one of those tea ninjas that refills your iced tea after every sip!

by lazyeye78 March 24, 2008

Hockey Ninja

A hockey player who's inconspicuous presence causes the opposing team to pay him/her little attention only to appear out of thin air and score. Hockey Ninjas are sneaky, sly, and skillful; striking with incredible speed and accuracy.

"Oh my gawd! He came out of nowhere and scored?"

"That's because... he's a Hockey Ninja!"

by jcninja June 29, 2009

ninja puddle

1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.

2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.

May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"

JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."

by maxcee December 8, 2009