a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

Monday Mourning

Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.

Hey, why are you wearing all black today? Because it is Monday mourning!

by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.

"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"

by 5689 September 9, 2012

Bold Monday

Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.

“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022

Rocketship Monday

It's Rocketship Monday, the most important day of the year! It's always the 3rd Monday of March.

"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"

by saucerich March 14, 2022

Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.

On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.

by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022