Mildred

Someone, especially a girl, who is always on their phone, watching TV, or listening to music. They are always distracting themselves and never think. Similar to Mildred Montag from Fahrenheit 451

Dude: Stacy's a Mildred
Dude 2: That's crazy

by Heath2 December 1, 2021

Green Mile

A large plot of land for growing marijuana.

Damn dude you must spend a pretty penny cultivating that green mile.

by Gutterglitter May 18, 2014

midden

A wee grey haired Scotsman who does what he's told.

Right midden, get the bevy in..

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

crocodile mile

after duking some sweet gal in the bum. you take your piece out before you cum. than you spit out on her back in a straight line from her neck to her lower back.

BAMF!! spakow!! spakow!! spakow!!

by feet February 14, 2005

Mile High Club

A secret organization of rich men who own private jets, and throw lavish parties while the fly around the world.

Some day, I want to join the mile high club

by John The BigAss November 20, 2015

mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by der Klunker December 9, 2008

mile high mocha club

ultra-exclusive club for espresso mocha fiends wherein their beautifully benevelont barista's give them a discounted price on there usual drink in order to be rewarded with a generous tip.
or hot hot sex.

is that a tip for now or a tip for later?

by le j. November 9, 2004