mexican throat baby

the loogie that a girl hocks as she spits out your semen after the act of fellatio.

dude, yesterday my girlfriend hocked the fattest mexican throat baby on the floor, and then my dog ate it, and now my dog is acting really weird and shaking.

by Dr. SftPork October 23, 2008

mexican bullwhip

when you shit diarrhea in a sock and tie it up asn swing it around and hit a person in the face a dry sarah palin pipeline

hey watchi it i do want to be hit with that mexican bullwhip

by persidnt June 1, 2009

Mexican Facewash

The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.

I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.

by drock214 February 6, 2010

Mexican Back Hoe

a Shovel

You better crank up that Mexican Back Hoe, that's a big hole you have to dig.

by bigben thigpen August 15, 2011

mexican swamp dog

After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.

I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog

by Skotty74 February 23, 2014

Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.

Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.

by megurineluka May 19, 2016

mexican pimp

1. A Pimp who has to babysit his hoe and or his/her kids in order for her to function and be productive. 2. A chilli bowl pimp with 1 bitch he won't let out his sight for the fear of loosing her... usually wears a sombrero

Manual sat at the bust stop and Mexican pimped while Lisa worked the corner next to him. Sometimes he hid in the bushes but his sombrero would stick out

by Socology August 4, 2017