Merped

To get utterly and completely fucking destroyed in mind, body, and spirit. Not to be confused with merp or merping.

“My crush left me unread for 30 days, I’ve been completely merped”

Friend 1: “anyone know what happened to Craig last night?”

Friend 2: “no idea, but last I saw he was getting merped by that blond he was trying to wheel”

by skittles.inc June 1, 2019

merp

merp is a term used in any situation where u don’t know what to say. it can express sadness, happiness, excitement but it mostly used is awkward situations. the outbreak of the word merp at mhs (moncton high school) was started by the one and only Emma-Jane Tilly Ward queen of merp herself

merp!

merp:/

merp:(
merp

by bbmerpjr July 24, 2019

Merp

If you are reading this... You are the merp.

That Sam is such a merp.

by Word Truther August 15, 2019

Merdy Mops

The largest, coldest gang in the springs. A brother hood not to be fucked with. Be warned; they WILL shoot up on you if you lose their juul 🥶

damn I can’t wait to join those cold ass merdy mops

by Fartboi69 October 8, 2019

Merry Go Fuck Fest

When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...

“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Merry

Christmas

Merry: Hi my name is merry
Christmas: Hi my name is christmas

by ZaDoge123 December 28, 2019

Merp

When you drop something or mess something up you can say this word. It is a better replacement for oop.

“Merp! I dropped my pencil.”

by Beth Rodgers April 9, 2020