Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

by borky June 1, 2015

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 30, 2007

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!

by car dealership March 4, 2019

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

hot meat

the act of setting your penis alight while inserting it into a woman's anus or vagina

I performed hot meat on your sister. She said it was amazing.

by battyboy1423578 October 21, 2021