matt ryan

Quarterback of the Atlanta Falcons football team of the National Football League. Looks like a 40 year-old lesbian.

Wow, look at that middle-aged lesbian....oh no wait, that's matt ryan!

by hambone skeet skeet October 8, 2013

Matt Kemp

Beast Mode. The best player in the MLB. #27 for the Dodgers and the sexiest man alive. He is the sweetest guy you can ever ask for. He jokes around alot and is the best guy you could ask for. If you don't like him you are crazy!

A:That was Beast Mode!
B:What did Matt Kemp do!?
A: Hit a walk off grand slam!

by dodgerlover23 October 27, 2011

Matt Ryan

The best qb in the league. yeah he went 4-12, but but because he had a sh!t line. He still was top 3 around those rookies. In 2012, he raped Peyton Manning.

he will win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years.

Who just made Drew Brees look like sh!t again? Matt Ryan

by b17 January 19, 2014

matt damon

A cry of exultation by a member of the winning side when an online battle has finished. Taken from the movie "Team America", where the actor's puppet can only comically spout his own name, "Matt Damon!!!!" is typed out at the end of a round just before a new one starts. Team Speak members can be heard echoing the name "Matt Damon" after it appears on the screen.

player a :gg
player b:gg
player c: vgg
player d: Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Team Speak "Matt Damon..." "matt damon..."

by heyheyheya August 17, 2010

Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.

My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.

by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021

matt damon

A term used for when someone does something stupid or generally acts in a retarded manner.

Originates from the film Team America where a puppet of the actor Matt Damon is portrayed as stupid and slow, saying the words 'Maatt Daamon' in a voice that collaborates with this.


Example:

- guy falls down the last two stairs when meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time -

'Scott get up, you're such a matt damon'

team americamatt damonretardeddumbass

by penny21 April 9, 2009

matt burden

the fuckin man basically the biggest motha fuckin tough guy at woodstock academy and no one can fuck with this cash money millionaire

matt burden is the man and everyone should know it

by dan jackman May 2, 2008