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Mexanese

some one coming from a mexican and chinese background
Lucy's mom is mexican and her father is chinese..that makes here mexanese
by duquesa February 22, 2009
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Mexobile

Any automobile that can be used to carry an unusually large number of passengers. Most Mexobiles are used to transport illegal immigrants back and forth to jobs in which they are all using the same social security number. You are most likely to see a Mexobile in any of the lower 48 states mainly because Hawaii is too far and there's no fence to jump over to get there and Alaska is just too damn cold for them.
Coworker 1: Jose came to pick Pedro up at work yesterday and you'd never guess who showed up and jumped in the Pinto: Pablo, Jesus, Maria, Juan, Carlos, Dora, Diego, and Bill.

Coworker 2: Tuesday I saw an entire paint and drywall crew with all of their equipment packed into a Chevy S-10 with a topper.

Coworker 3: That's nothing! Today I saw half a truck being pulled by a donkey.

Now that's a true Mexobile!
by donkeypunchyou March 11, 2009
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Mexican Headgasket

The act of letting some deficate (Crap) into your cupped hands then rubbing the said deffication into there face while they procide to suck you off , also known as the mexican shit-panner or The Dump mask...
"Hey Bill gues what, sandy let me give her a mexican headgasket last night" "man thats sweet"
by Dirty Mehico August 1, 2009
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Mexican Saddle Bags

When a man lies on his back and awaits for his gay lover to enter him in the missionary position. The lover then takes the other man's balls and lifts them with his hand so that he may enter the fudge box. Once the erect meat whistle enters the log pipe, the balls then drape on both sides of the shaft, thus completing the "Mexican Saddle Bags."
Wow, I gave my boyfriend some "Mexican Saddle Bags" last night. We then watched the news and brushed our teeth before going to bed...oh yeah, I also came!
by the "R" February 19, 2010
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mexican huggie

The paper bag in which a cold beer and or wine comes in when you buy such product from a convenient sto or liquor sto. If the individual par-takes in the cold beverage while it is still in said sack, the sack then becomes a mexican huggie.

The huggie is very handy when one wants to(keep his or her beverage on the down low, protects hands for cold container, bottle integrity, maintain liquid temp, ease of disposal.
My friend Sasha always enjoy's her boones farm wine in a mexican huggie so not to get her lil paws cold!!

Ninja's from Nickelville tend to sip on they 40's while protected in a mexican huggie!

Yo dawg just put yo cheap shizzle in a mexican huggie, that way all the big booty hoe's be thinking we dranking Heinekens!
by duckninja6 April 19, 2010
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mexican poop squad

a mexican poop squad is when you and a bunch of friends eat taco bell, and a few hours later when it hits your stomach hard, all of you go and poop at the same time
by jmac2314 August 6, 2010
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Mexican Throwdown

When a male ejaculates into the air, catches it with an open palm, and throws it down at a female on her knees.
So last night I surprised my girl with a good old Mexican Throwdown
by DGibson March 18, 2011
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