i'm dust

to disappear in the wind

ex.1 hey man i'm dust

by ryan caceres June 16, 2009

fuck... i'm dead

A drink that was made by a guy going to mexico from San Diego. While driving he mixed a bottle of bawls guarana with vodka and while drinking it with cousins in the car, a cop pulls right next to him while he was drinking it.(he was not pulled over)

Named after the band that was playing on the cd, and what he mudderd after seeing the cop. (he was not pulled over)

1 shot of vodka
1 bottle of bawls

i was drinking a fuck... i'm dead and cop pulls next to me.

by superunknown357 August 13, 2006

I’m dying

A term used for when a person says that they are laughing at a joke that they did not find actually funny but didn’t want to hurt the person who made the joke’s feelings

Person: *tells a joke that’s not funny*
User: I’m dying!

by Skidmark52 April 12, 2020

I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead

Usually used by white girls who "just can't take it anymore Becky"

Susan-(fails a math test) "uh no"
Still Susan- " I'm dead I'm dead I'm alive but I'm dead
Susan once again- (high-pitched girl screams)
Starbucks around America die in horrible painfully slow deaths.

by Ateaphobia June 27, 2016

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

by potheadclauds January 5, 2012

I'm Done

I was so fucking Done So I came here and found someone like me.

I'm Done

by Alireza0000 June 13, 2018

m doughty

Expired pseudonym for Mike Doughty, used commonly when playing his part as the front man of Soul Coughing.

"uhm natin dum M Doughty snark midl-tang"

by Scott Baio March 23, 2005