The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
Get the Back in Londonmug. "Is this what Londoners are like!?"
by Freddieisafurryconfirmed March 27, 2023
Get the Londonermug. A girl that is strong,bad,has different personalities,ratchet but classy,probably bisexual,fighter,savage.PeRiOd.
by lololyfe February 10, 2020
Get the Londonmug. london pulls no bitches
by big strap ree June 22, 2023
Get the londonmug. London is a girl. A girl that will be there for you no matter what. She has a FAT ass and teeny tiny boobs. BUT she knows how to use them. She will drop everything for you including her ass. She has brown hair (that she dyes darker brown) and brown eyes. She wishes she could be more confident but has self doubt deep down. She likes cats and a good time in bed. You will never forget a London (especially if you get to spend the night with her). She is a very dedicated friend and lover and will always put you first. She will call you just to talk and laugh or to cry and complain because she can be sad sometimes. She can get very mad on the occasion but only because she cares SOOOOOOOOO much.
GIrl 1: Wow I wish London was a lesbian
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Boy 1: Im so glad that she's not so I have a chance with her!
Girl 2: I want to be her friend.
Everyone: ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!
by Phatgrass December 7, 2020
Get the Londonmug. The most amazing girl to ever exist. She's funny, talented, an amazing artist, and deserves all the love in the world. She means everything to me and if i could scream to the world how much i lover her, i would. I love you, London.
person: man, that girl was so amazing. did you happen to catch her name?
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
person 2: i dunno. she must've been a london or something.
by blasphemyvivi August 4, 2017
Get the londonmug. The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.
“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”
by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024
Get the Londoner’s diseasemug.