amish logic

Completely circular bullshit of the highest degree.

Dude, that is totally amish logic.

by MysticBullshitter January 24, 2015

Thomas Knaack Logic

(noun)

A mind bending form of reasoning that seems paradoxical, absurd, or impossible at first, but the deeper you think about it, the more it forces you to question everything.

It often involves circular logic, unconventional perspectives, or a level of trolling so advanced that it blurs the line between genius and madness.

1: “If the universe is infinite, then somewhere out there, you’ve already had this conversation before.”

Person 2: “That’s ridiculous.”

Person 3: “Nah, that’s Thomas Knaack logic.”

by Bbecks February 1, 2025

THE FUCKING LOGIC

a thing thats makes no fucking sens

me: hi
you: hi
me: i have the cancer
you :ok
me: and the corona
you : lets be friends !!!
THE FUCKING LOGIC IS HERE IMAO BOIS

by im gonna harddictionnaryourass February 22, 2020

that's logic

A way of saying that something someone else said is logically sound. Essentially "that makes sense."

Person 1: "Traffic was really bad on my commute today."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, that's logic cause everyone on vacation is going to the beach."

by DocYams May 12, 2018

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 19, 2020

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

Flo logic

The action of running away, then hiding behind a wall to avoid the enemy.

It is usually done when someone else, who does not know what the fuck is going on, is trying to follow.

Face your problems, don't use the Flo logic

by laulogic November 30, 2021