Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Lincoln Thorn

they say he is a gay man, however the rumors are false. he only has eyes for one. kylie. a lincoln thorn is never gay, only hot.

oh my god! that’s him!
who?
that’s Lincoln Thorn
oh yes he is not gay and he likes Kylie Marlow

by Broken-heartedLady1234 June 21, 2024

Lincoln Logging

The act of men stacking penises on top of eachother.

Lincoln logging : Abraham Lincoln stacked dicks with me at the part last night

by Bi1lyB0b5k1 July 12, 2024

Lincoln Street

Block In South Ozone Park Queens That Extends From Rockaway Boulevard To The Van Wyck Expressway.

Cody: “What Block Is This?”
Ethan: “Oh You Ain’t Know This Is

Lincoln Street.”
Cody: Wait This Block Is

Rockaway Boulevard Between Lincoln Street, Now I Notice It.
Ethan: Now You Know It That Is Good.
Cody: Thank You.
Ethan: It’s Okay

by 21jay July 27, 2024

Arthur Lincoln

A joke in southern American countries to confuse foreigners, commonly used as a coverup to get out of plans

I can’t see you this weekend, I’m going hiking with Arthur Lincoln

by TrueDan July 30, 2024

Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises

Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect

by White Rider March 26, 2025

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025