union local

Union Local is the home of the Jets and is in the Ohio Valley. Union Local is the best place in the world. They are in the category between awesome and just plain B.A. They are arch-rivals with the most douche bag school named St.Clairsville.

Union Local has the hottest girls and guys in the Ohio Valley.

by St.C sucks balls May 9, 2016

Lost local

Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.

He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.

by Localhero June 21, 2017

Cockulatory Location

Similar to echolocation, except it only works for the blood pulsing through a dick.

I can see your dick throbbling under the table, I'm using cockulatory location.

by ItchyBaboon May 5, 2018

tommy locascio

Your so smart right?

Tommy locascio

by Yellow master June 23, 2018

tommy locascio

Tommy, your so smart right?

Tommy locascio

by Yellow master June 23, 2018

a local nob

a basic, sexual idiot

Isaiah is such a local nob.

by obenson13 July 20, 2018

Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018