keepy link

When you’ve been fucking too long for it not to be sneaky anymore.

Bro, I thought Mater was your sneaky link? We’re more exclusive now bro, Mater is my keepy link.

by nshay1990 July 3, 2024

sentry link

Bad Internet

Tomahawkchop309 has the worst internet ever... SENTRY LINK

by Xeno lll November 29, 2017

Gay Link

Zelda's second worst nightmare

P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.

by zeldadinosaur May 28, 2022

Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

Sink a link

take a dump, crap, poop, a turd that sinks in the bowl

Dude, I've got to go to the shitter and sink a link.

by Donkeylou August 5, 2008

pussy link

when two close female friends menstrual cycle syncs

Girl 1: Damn I'm on my period right now

Girl 2: Really? Me too
Both girl: Pussy Linked!

by tiny_sunflower October 15, 2018

last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder

I have a zoom meeting coming up so I saved the link and I was so certain I would effortlessly find it again in my email so I didn't bother to check for it until the very last minute before the meeting and suddenly I realize that I am going to miss the meeting and freak out and have a meltdown.

I was desperately trying to find the info on the VIP meeting I had this week, but couldn't find it anywhere. Since then, I have had this bizarre last-minute-zoom-link-fetching-anxiety-disorder.

by BuffaloBill555 August 2, 2021