Liberals

People who are too ignorant, greedy, and/or stupid to see what needs to be done to make America prosperous again. They hide under the guise of peacemakers, civil rights protectors, etc to fool the people to fuel their cause. Under their masks of good will, all they want is money, even if it means double crossing America. You need to wake up, America. The liberals write our school textbooks to rewrite history, they want to take away rights in the Constitution, and want to take away the American peoples rightful power to control the government

Liberals: Vote for Gay Marriage!!

Sensible person: You don't even give a shit about the gays or anyone but yourself for that matter

by crawler001 June 10, 2011

liberal

By definition, a liberal is, and always will be, a hypocrite. Liberals are the very basis of sin, and I hope that someday, we can all be free of their wining and crying.

(In a house, there is random crying and noise)
Tom: Mary, get the baby to shut up!
Mary: Sorry, honey, a liberal just showed up at the door.

by IRobot7474 April 13, 2007

liberal

Somehow very misconstrued in the American politic system because liberalism at least in the original sense despised government intervention (aka handouts) and various other modern day tenets of liberalism in the US. They believe in individual freedoms, laisse-faire economics, property rights, and limited government. The closest to true liberalism that you will get in the US is probably liberatiarinism but there are still some differences there.

If you want to see true liberals read Adam Smith, Voltaire, or Tom Paine.

by P. Kaltenbach January 9, 2008

Liberal Hippy

The Liberal Hippy places morality as the highest accomplishment and goal of its agenda. The Liberal Hippy defines morality as the rights of all humans to choose equally having the same social opportunities. Therefore giving reason for socialism to be aquainted with the topic. The liberal hippy will go to any extreme to provide social equality to, in opinion, the very lowest social class. However the strategy of the Liberal hippy always results in higher taxes. Look at the history from the last 100 years in America. Higher taxes tend to create job loss from industry. As job loss and the fabric of economics begins to unweave and desperation grows within the population. Economic security detiorates and the public looses its "moral fiber". Without security there can be no moral standard and anarchy erupts. This justifies, to the liberal hippy, more government control. Therefore the greatest blunder in hypocracy occurs. Thus the word "Liberal Hippy" or "Liberal Hypocrite". A full circle occurs where by the Liberal Hippy's lust for moral equality through government intervention causes a decline in moral standard.

The Liberal Hippy retrieves its taxation principles and class definition from the early Bourgeoisie government of France. Stating that those who own land, commodities, and industry should pay the highest taxes. While those recieving tax as an income are fit to use it as way to purchase a political office through lobbyist support. This theory is evident in the French Revolution and is becoming so in Obama policy.

by Art Vandalay 6927 April 4, 2010

bleeding ass liberal

bleeding ass liberal
A variant of the more common bleeding-heart liberal. A person who claims affiliation to the political left, regardless of party (though they are in highest concentration in the ranks of the Green Party), who is very far on the liberal side. These people are focused on all aspects of liberalism, but place special emphasis on gay/transgendered rights.
Jim is a bleeding heart liberal like his wife Tina, but Blake is a bleeding ass liberal who thinks Tina should be married with a transgendered person named Tiffany.
Source: Demon Phoenix 1337, Oct 4, 2004


Actually since I made the term up it means "ANY" Democrap! (I also made up Democrap).

All politicians can burn in hell.

by fuck off ya donkey-raping shit-eaters April 7, 2005

liberal

A member of the extreme left side of the political spectrum, who will verbally assault any person of differing opinion on any matter under the pretense that they are closed-minded because they don't agree.

One who likes to complain about the state of the nation when a Republican president is in office, because any choice they make will undoubtedly be morally wrong.

Liberal 1:
What the fuck man, why didn't the government stop that bombing? Fucking assholes aren't even trying to protect this nation!!

Liberal 2:
What the fuck man, our government is MURDERING innocent terrorists, and our troops are DYING! Why doesn't that nazi president just leave them alone? It's not like they'll try to murder innocent civilians whenever they get the chance or anything.

Liberal 3(engaged in rioting):
STOP TRYING TO TAKE OUR RIGHTS AWAY YOU BASTARDS!!! *throws large rocks at riot police* *riot police respond with tear gas* YOU NAZI ASSHOLES YOU WILL NEVER SILENCE OUR MESSAGE!! *throws molotov cocktail* *riot police beat the fuck out of aggressor* WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE 1ST AMMENDMENT??? THIS GOVERNMENT IS SO CORRUPT!!!!!

by IEATLIVEPUPPIES February 19, 2007

liberal

FUCKHEADS

people who agree with anything immoral or wrong

Al gore is a liberal fuckwit

by Ali G in da house March 25, 2007