Vampire Kitty 

A fiendishly, coked-out, high-strong-out, i-pod like kitten which supposedly sleeps for like 10 minutes and is charged for the rest of the day to have long durations of terrorizing, biting, scratching, defiling of furniture, and other various objects alive or not big or small of which it could get its little sharp paws on to. While appearing to be cute and innocent looking and to other who are not its original owners acts very nice and docile when the doors are closed, cameras are off, the shades and lights are down all hell breaks loose...Skin will tear shouts will ring in the air and there will be all kinds of FUBAR!

"Oh damn! your vampire kitty is at it again sucking souls and draining holes"

"that cat is seriously coked out on something or he's one helluva vampire kitty"

"He bit the hell outta me I think I'm bleeding friggin Vampire kitty"

"Awww it's a monster I tell you a monster friggin vampire kitty why can't I just pet him without him biting me"

Vampire Kitty by Te'shan Prince April 17, 2009

thunder kitty

Angry emo girl that radiates electrical currents of self hate and depression and screams it at you when they don’t get there way. Also identifies as a Furry

Look out Hoss here comes a thunder kitty.

thunder kitty by Jroc613 September 1, 2020

Sitty Kitty 

(noun.) Someone who is having an awesome time on Ketamine and then fkn ruins it by sitting down and passing out.

You see Matt passed out over there? What a Sitty Kitty

Sitty Kitty by no-sitty-kitty July 26, 2022

captain kitty 

Captain kitty refers to a homosexual pussy magnet. Pulls the snatch with ease and finesse. Makes all the bros jelly.

Typically accompanied by a hoss cat with suave.

See: "Kyle"

"DAMN Kyle is the ultimate Captain Kitty, we don't have a chance".

captain kitty by Shermdaddy100 June 1, 2023

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:

1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed

Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.

Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.

Jizzy Dizzy Kitty by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020

Danger Kitty 

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

Danger Kitty by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

Hello Kitty Fat Bitch 

A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.

"Man, can you believe that Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."

Hello Kitty Fat Bitch by B-2-tha-G July 31, 2013