Kaybiards

The best way to say keyboards, and the most efficient way possible. According to my good friend Sara.

I like to type with my kaybiards.

by Plabel November 21, 2022

keyboard warrior

1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life

2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in

person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then

by im scared of ohio August 30, 2022

keyboard cowboy

Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.

The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says

“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”

by silviasm September 2, 2022

Keyboard Fingering

Smashing your keyboard so fast that your friends start to say you're fingering your keyboard

"Damn baby what those hands do?"
"Keyboard fingering."

by Uncultured Saiku September 12, 2022

Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate

“I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”

by YunjinLee September 12, 2022

Keyboard Warrior

a person who makes abusive or aggressive posts on the internet, typically one who conceals their true identity.
Usually gets banned by a mod

This guy is just raging in the chat and oh look! Hitari just banned Lokmax! RIP that keyboard warrior

by YeetLeet69 January 14, 2023

Keyboard smash

There are three types of keyboard smash: sensical, nonsensical, and word combos. sensical smashes usually form words, for example: IVG HATEHBFVG YOUHGFV (i hate you) nonsensical smashes do not make words, and are usually used to express extreme anger or excitement. For example: JHGFVBGHYUTGFBVFGHFDXTRG VTGYTRHC Word combos are when you both spell words incorrectly, and mash them together. For example: IGAHTEYOISOMUSH (i hate you so much)

???: HEY WYYDYOUDO THAT??? (word combo) (Translation: why did you so that?)
???:What was that?
???: A keyboard smash.
???no its not
???yes
???HGFCVGHJYUHGFVHJY (nonsensical smash) (Translation: Anger)
???THATSJHBVH ALSONHVHB AHJ KEYBOARJBGVH SMASHJGTH (sensical) (Translation: that's also a keyboard smash)

by SeaNoodle February 7, 2023