Finder of emerging patterns, breaker of wrists and user of a bountiful lexicon.
Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!
by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021
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That one kid who wears vans and dark clothing. 80% chance that he will become your local school shooter or fuck boy. He can be sometimes quiet and chill or a complete psycho writing down his deepest objectives and what drives him to be the way he is, he also draws his ways of torture and most likely has videos of ISIS executions downloaded onto his shitty computer. He plays R6 but he is ass at it.

Julian is also secretly gay but expresses it to his one love.

Also celebrates 9/11 and believes that the Columbine shooting was the greatest event of human history.
Bro Julian shot my fucking leg Im gonna fucking die.
by JulianIsGay March 25, 2020
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Julian is an amazing friend and can always make you laugh! Julian always has a smile on his face and will always be there for you... He will love you for who you are and can be mean a lot of the times!! Julian is very handsome and will always look his best! Julian will satisfy you!
Girl 1: OMG WHO IS THAT NEW GUY?!?!
Girl 2: wait omg is that Julian?!?!!
Girl 1: he's so HOT!
by Hay121 November 5, 2018
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julian sucks. julian always says slurs and is straight up just racist. julian is always racist especially black people. he will say things like “you can see black people in the dark. black people love watermelon and chicken and they love basketball”

he’s probably an andrew tate stan and asks “what color is your bugatti”?

never date a julian please for your own good.
“hey did you hear what julian said?”

“yeah cuh, he’s gotta be racist…”
by kujomaybewatching September 7, 2022
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A fat assed high schooler who can’t stop shaking his fucking ass
Omg julian was twerking at the club last night! What a slut!
by Wiggle bumper April 16, 2020
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Mexican chilango slang for homie, foo, wey
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by Huss September 12, 2023
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1. Freakishly athletic and tall kid, that has many old and new friends. He’s got a very magnetic personality, and is easy to fall for. Just be careful because he doesn’t fall so easily and if you’re too much or too little for him, he will give you heartbreak. Musically talented, plays brass and a string. Skinny in the right way, and has huge and long arms; looks like Giannis Antetekounmpo in some ways. Ladies man and also highly intelligent. Polite and will do what ever it takes to keep himself and the people around him happy.
2. Arrogant little snob, that is greedy and helpless. Fat and doesn’t deserve to be on the planet. These types of Julians’ think they are number one but are not, they are as annoying as can be.
3. Humble little child that wound up in this site, he knows he’s not number one or two, so he has to fall in the number three category. Keeps to himself, not very athletic, short, kinda dim, and plays games 24/7. Good at all games but gets grounded a lot for breaking stuff on accident. How was he supposed to know throwing his controller across the room would break the vase? Eh he’s really nice though and would never try to win you over or try to keep you. He’s loose and likes is girlfriend to be loose and will not consider love until she presents it to him as an option. Eats really loudly and will eat anything. Hates music, loves animation and loves to animate too.
1. Julian hit the game winning shot, and won the national championship! What a hunk.
2. Julian just said I look fat, what a pig, he’s so arrogant coming from a rich family.
3. Dang it! Julian just beat me for the 15nth time in a row in fortnite! He’s so good.
by Mr.Dragon August 1, 2019
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