Secret Juice

Secret Juice (noun) is a concoction of ingredients blended into a liquid intended for consumption, with the belief that it will enhance athletic performance.

As of 2022, Secret Juice is not listed as a banned substance by the United Stated Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), and is therefore permitted for use by various athletic organizations, namely, the world wide premier MMA promotion, Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC).

Secret Juice was patented by Brazilian UFC fighter Paulo Costa in 2022.

The ingredients remain a closely guarded secret.

Drinking Secret Juice once a day has shown to improve life expectancy by 7.5 years.

by NickyHans August 30, 2022

nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.

My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.

by Ballboy October 24, 2017

Boob juice

Lactation from a woman’s breasts

She fed the baby her boob juice

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

Funny Juice

The juice in your body that makes you tell jokes. Recharges when you sleep.

Sorry man I can't tell you a joke because I'm out of funny juice.

by Dr. Anthony Fauci April 6, 2021

Felony Juice

Another name for tequila.

I got all fucked up on FELONY JUICE and stole a Coke machine....

by Little T mart July 31, 2009

Slav Juice

Another word commonly used for Vodka, rarely used in Slav countries

"Hey Mike, pass the Slav Juice"

by Legit not a troll December 19, 2017

Arm Juice

Arm juice is the liquid taken out of your arm by a medical professional to exam the content to ensure you are healthy.
The term arm juice is especially used by , and for, people who are terrified of blood.
(Also referred to as blood, by those not afraid of that word).

I have to go to the clinic to give some arm juice.
The doctor wants to check my arm juice.

by PaulFamily6 May 21, 2019