jona jona

a boy, who eats a lot, but is still skinny, and i mean eats A LOt but is still waist on thinna. he also is kinda a bully, but can be nice. is a nerd, not smart just a anime nerd. don’t forget he is a try hard in minecraft. and his full name is jonathan

“hi jona jona” “i’m going to use your snake as a whip” “i’ll throw your hamster at a wall”

by lil_miss_steak March 17, 2021

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Jonas

Gurl/Dude you got yourself a fckn HORSE

Damn, when god gave d sizes he got the double amount.
Well well, jokes aside a jonas is the most handsome and lovely person you'll ever meet. He's caring, funny and there's like nothing you can complain abt

Don't let him go my love 🫶🏻

That's Jonas? Wow I think I fell in love with him🤩

by Love of ur life 🤭 August 21, 2024

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Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

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Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.

Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends

by aaron piper July 28, 2021

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