Jonas

If your name is himeno, stay away from all people named jonas and if youre a 10 feet goth dommy mommy then you should def contact me
a real jonas would tell their friends to commit with them and a real one would definitely offer them head
her: i loveeeee girls
jonas: i love to feel comforted for once and be cared for like im the only important thing in their world and that im such a little good boy that would literally treat you with the upmost(🤓) love.......i want to be comforted and treated with careful hands and feel like im little and cute....
by Pilioko December 01, 2022
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Jonas

An idiot who does not know anything, possibly the dumbest person in a certain country, mainly in southeast Asia.
Jonas, so rare I could turn dumb!
by Shit dog man April 06, 2020
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Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.
by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021
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Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.
Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends
by aaron piper July 28, 2021
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Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips
Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas
by Viggoboii November 05, 2019
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Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed
Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂
by Tralalaa November 22, 2021
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Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed
Jona
by Tralalaa November 25, 2021
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