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Jona

Fun guy who doesn’t show off. You know he’s a Jona if he has a mega cock
by It’s me the real123 November 22, 2021
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Jonas

Person 1: Ugh your such a Jonas
Person 2: (commits suicide)
Person 1: (does the silly fortnight dance)
by SeaTurtle12354 January 22, 2023
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josuah jonas

Josuah jonas is a simp and a cheaters when it comes to cart games
Merle : money please

Josuah jonas : here you go tale me money
by Lichtbus April 12, 2020
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Jonas

Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.
your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?
by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022
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Jonas

Absolute weeb. Says he isn't but fucking loves JoJo. Kirari stan.
Nobody: ...
Jonas: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
by Kaede Stan November 14, 2020
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Jona

Jona is an Aries girl and she's CRAZY OMG SOMEBODY STOP HER WTF IS SHE DOING?
by gaiastk_ November 21, 2021
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