Jonas

Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig

David: See that bitchass over there?
Mathis: Yeah that son of a bitch is prolly called Jonas.

by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021

Jona

A girl who has mommy milkers, no ass and falls for people easily. A kind hearted person. Someone who sleeps with socks. Someone who can put up a good fight and argument.

Omg your such a Jona that’s why we’re friends

by aaron piper July 28, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is in love with chips and he will do everything for chips

Oh he eat a lot of chips
That is not a lot cause he is a jonas

by Viggoboii November 05, 2019

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂

by Tralalaa November 22, 2021

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Jona

by Tralalaa November 25, 2021

Jonas

Gay ass nigger

"Hey that nigga overthere looking mad gay"
"Such a Jonas"

by Famous Austrian Painter September 26, 2023

jona

you‘ll love a jona. she‘s super nice to everyone and is so pretty but doesn‘t know it. she has such a big heart and will help you in any situation. if you have a jona in your life, don‘t let her go.

woah, jona‘s so pretty, shame she doesn‘t know it

by super.cali.fragi.listic January 11, 2022