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John Cale

The only member of the Velvet Underground who DESERVES RIGHTS.

On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.
“The viola in “Venus In Furs” is something else, man! Who plays it?”
“Why, John Cale played it, of course.”
by portugeseknifefight December 9, 2019
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Chrome-John

Damn, I forgot to charge my Chrome-John.
by Professor Sauce October 29, 2018
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john koo

john koo is jungkooks twin
john koo: hi
person: guys look its john koo🤩🤞
by spidermanstwinbrother July 2, 2022
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John Blowe

The true identity of the "murderer" John Lowe. He mastered the hot box fart through frequent usage until he became a deity of ass. For nights in his sleep, John Blowe blew ass in varying power levels, much to the chagrin of his wife and daughter. At the climax of his anal eruption he reached the ever elusive magnitude 6 hot box fart, which shook the floorboards and scattered shrapnel. His wife could take it no longer and faked her and her daughters death and fled to Chatanooga. Now John Blowe visits unlucky souls to greet them with an ungodly scent and an ass shattering shock wave.
Brant woke up in the middle of the night with a figure at his bedside. Upon asking the figure who it was, it replied by doing a 360 cheek turn ass blast of magnitude 4. Bewildered, Brant realized that it was not just some guy, but the legendary John Blowe.
by John Blowe January 1, 2021
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John Jacked

When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Bro he hasn't gotten any walls she "John jacked" him
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
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John Candelori

One should not name there spawn John especially with the last name Candelori. Both first and last name are given for a straight bitch. Don’t do this to your spawn or they will be a bitch, it’s so sad.
John Candelori is a bitch
by Castro December 3, 2018
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John Darwin

The famous canoeist from Hartlepool who faked his death for insurance purposes, whos name is now used in humourous phrases.
He is the reason why the area of Hartelpool, Seaton Carew is now known as "Seaton Canoe".
Trev's been missing for 2 weeks now, I think he's done a John Darwin.

Im sick of this s£$#t hole, I feel like doing a John Darwin.
by Moe UK February 22, 2009
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