While the name itself is quite common and can be quite the euphemism, a true John is a rare breed. The most prized of species will take on spongebob qualities such as a diastema (gap tooth) and amazing work ethic.
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literally the fattest cum guzzling white guy u have ever met. NON HARD WORKING LITTLE BITCH WHO CAN LITERALLY EAT MY ASS
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john: I'm not short.
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1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
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