A really attractive strapping young lad that is definitely going to be fucking the entire cheerleading squad at your local highschool, no matter what country you live in. His testosterone levels are so damn high they could be compared to the potency of the ash cloud that emerged from Mount Vesuvius. His high testosterone level also gives him the ability to travel back in time and he is known for making sudden appearances in historical photographs. He can often be found rizzing up your girlfriend, and he's not afraid of fucking lesbians. If anything, he seeks lesbians out. He also has an iq of 160 which is why he has been able to evade the FBI for the last 60 years.
Random Highschool Girl: "I think my hip is fractured, Jose gave me such a good fuck last night!"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
Her Friend: "Wait, he fucked you last night? But he did me too at the same time! How the fuck?
(His testosterone was so high he fucked one of them and then traveled back in time to fuck the other at the same time)
Girls mom: "Jose? WTF he spent the night with me! Don't ask what he was doing though"
by dskvnjefdv April 15, 2024
Get the Josemug. .
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Like《¤》Katiuska《¤》Robles《¤》Knew《¤》What《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Was《¤》Doing《¤》liUke《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》knUew《¤》whUat《¤》I《¤》wAs《¤》doIng《¤》《¤》likE《¤》i《¤》kneW《¤》whaT《¤》I《¤》waS《¤》doinG《¤》mug. <.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A real ass nigga. Mysteriously goes to Mexico many think to peddle drugs. Has a fetish for gingers especially the bisexual freak Eva Wellings. He loves playing soccer and when he is late to practice he pets Danny Prices cock to make him happy
by Creemesickle December 31, 2020
Get the Josemug. He is a gay looking fagg or who should go and kill his self. He ugly and no one likes him. He a white beaner with no friends. His dad left which makes him an even bigger loser. Lastly he likes to eat dog
“Look at that gay faggot Jose”
by DADDY-_-Boi February 28, 2019
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everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestation
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the everyone Knows That They Call, Angel Helsltro Jose Robles's Skill:;'"bungee Gum Bubble Gum Smack'" Because His Skill Is Actually Manifestationmug. 