Japanese Microwave

To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven

Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.

by MasterFish April 25, 2013

Japanese Smack Shack

A simile describing a painful and humiliating task, like working in a Japanese Smack Shack, where customers pay to beat up employees.

"How do you rate England's chances in the World Cup?"
"Like a whale taking an internship in a Japanese Smack Shack".

by salamandersam March 12, 2015

Japji

Wow Japji may have a low self esteem but Japji is a savage. Japji is one of those kids who are super smart but also is a savage and Japji is probally super shy and funny. Japji's don't care if they are not aesthetic they just wanna get it over with. Japji isn't like other people she is unique and loves to pull all nighters.

Woah she passed the test even though she stayed up all night playing video games!
She must be a Japji.

by Rachel Imao September 16, 2020

San Japan

A slang term used to refer to San Jose, California mostly due to its perceived predominantly Asian demographic.

I can't wait to spend my weekend in California, even if most of it will be in San Japan.

by ShavongBoo May 11, 2009

japenguins

noun- an underground group of terrorist Japanese penguins who've been plotting the hostile take over of our Canadian neighbors to the north. They love to Salsa. Oh yeah...

It's getting near dark.
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be wiJAPENGUINS!!!

Japenguin Attack!!!

by Brian Henneberry December 8, 2007

Japanese Sap Man

A politically incorrect cartoon caricature that offends liberals from World War Two America, used to mock the Japanese enemy. It was portrayed in the cartoons Ducktators, Tokio Jokio and, most famously in You're a Sap, Mr. Jap.. Also has enormous meme potential, if you're not offended.

I'm a Japanese Sap Man, sneaking on with the dew. Just a Japanese Sap Man, I'm a rittle crazy too.

by Randommemer36 December 6, 2019

Japwedish

Describing or identifying Swedish and Japanese culture.

That chick is Japwedish. I'd like to s3x0r her very much so.

by By-Tor January 24, 2005