Ass Hat

Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!

Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.

by Karillion December 8, 2007

white hat

The good guys

Man, I thought we were about to get our asses beat, until the white hats showed up.

by jred September 11, 2003

FAG HAT

ANY HAT WORN SIDE WAYS OR WITH A FLIPPED UP BRIM ALSO THE HAT MAY HAVE A STICKER ON IT OR A TAG THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE TRASH

A FAG HAT IS USUALLY CUPPLED WITH A PAIR OF PENGUIN PANTS KNOWN AS SKINNY JEANS THEY SOMETIMES SAG THESE PANTS SHOWING THEIR DIRTY STANK BOXERS AND FOR SHOES THEY WEAR CLOWN SHOES WITH THE LACES DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND IF YOU SIT AT THE MALL YOU WILL SEE THESE LOSERS EVERY WHERE WHEN I SEE A HAT FAG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 22, 2011

ass hat

1.)practitioner of ass hattery

All paladins are ass hats

by Jesus Barron February 27, 2008

Hat trick

To sleep with 3 guys from the same fraternity or 3 girls from the same sorority.

Dude I can't believe you finally got the hat trick with that house!

by somerandomperson1 July 6, 2010

Vagina Hat

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

by Cantorum November 8, 2009

Lotion Hats

The original Lotion Hat occured around 1999 in Grand Terrace, California. A lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend passes out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. You may also substitue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. But remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.

Damn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

Dude you got lotion hats, what a bitch.

I hate lotion hats!

by Carlos R. Gomez V. June 2, 2004