by SpoiledJam March 25, 2021
Mark pounded his chest with savage anticipation while his steeling gaze studied the urban snowscape that stood against him.
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner
His gloved hands gripped the frigid steel controls of the ancient machine that was created to conquer the ice crystals preventing the human form from navigating its naturals pathways.
As the vibration of the machines motor roared, he marched forward, resolute in his courage as he felt himself rise...
Mark had a Snow Blowner
by Wilwarin@66 February 16, 2021
A white guy who is known to like black girls. A variation of the term “snow bunny”, which means a white girl who is known to like black guys.
by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 September 22, 2022
by ModernPhilosopher November 07, 2022
When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.
by CanadaEh December 18, 2013
by freewill December 07, 2011
To react or respond more strongly to snow in the forecast than is actually necessary, usually followed by a trip to the grocery store.
Person1: It's going to snow 1 inch tonight!
Person 2: holy shit! I better get to the grocery store to get bread and milk!
Person1: dude chill, stop snow-verreacting
Person 2: holy shit! I better get to the grocery store to get bread and milk!
Person1: dude chill, stop snow-verreacting
by Ayeeeelmao January 21, 2014