mazel tov mix

A medley of hip pop and chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes of Flo Rida and T Pain. For slow dances, expect "Umbrella" and "No One". And then for dance or karaoke competitions, you have "Crank Dat" by Soulja Boy or "Cyclone" to stand in loose groups and lip sync to. So called the Mazel Tov Mix because while music all the same, it is largely fake and electronic sounding, with shallow lyrics and allusions to more authentic hip hop/R&B, but still what kids on the "cutting edge" listen to.

ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE GIRLS: "With you, with you, with you, with you, with you---"
GIRL: "I'm tearing up"
* * *
"It's 'Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, why'd you have to go, away from home, me love' not 'oh, oh, oh, oh, don't go, away from home, me love'!"
"Yeah Cadence, get with it!"
* * *
ENSEMBLE OF 7TH GRADE BOYS: "Anywhere you need it's guaranteed to go down" (Glock rocking gesture)
* * *
"Do you think 'Get Low' is too explicit for my Mazel Tov Mix?"
"The parents would go for Sarah Bereilles' 'Love Song' but what can you do?"

by Sean Kingston's Embittered Bro October 18, 2008

Don Toliver Mix

A large change in appearance; relating to the drastic looks change of rapper Don Toliver.

“Tony just sent a Don Toliver Mix photo to the group chat. How funny!”

by Vincenzo Rotoli September 30, 2025

Mixed Nuts

Mixed Nuts-Where a black man, a white man, a Mexican, and an Asian all cum into a container then mix and feed it to the woman.

Hey Susan have you tried that new practice called mixed nuts?

by NyonNubbs December 12, 2019

Mixed Media

A foursome with yourself and three woman, each a different race ;)

Black girl: Fuck me
White girl: Fuck me harder daddy
Asian Bitch: Im gonna fuck the soul outta you
Aka: Mixed media ;)

by A good time ;) October 22, 2018

Mixed Broken Language

Also known as MBL, it is a set of text written in a way that one may consider it to be broken English, but it also uses words from other languages. There is no punctuation or regulation of any kind applied to MBL, just do whatever

A-“Is you an americas?”
B-“no but are you from a non-English speaking country?”
A-“oui mein komrade”
B-“You speakin’ in mixed broken language?”
A-“si”

by Just a human on this planet October 4, 2017

skill mix

A term used frequently in workplace settings (especially in healthcare) by bosses to explain the different work abilities of their employees. Often used to justify screwing a "good" employee out of a day off or by giving them more job duties than their lazy incompetent coworkers. incompetent workers are often given days off, set schedules, easier job duties because their "skills" aren't up to par hence management doesn't really even want them working. Bosses tend to tout the "skill mix" theory but never compensate the higher skilled employees for said skills.

"Sorry you can't have that day off you requested, we're giving it to ............, We need you that day, the Skill Mix would be impacted if we gave you the day off."

by Nature nerd October 31, 2018

mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.

“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”

by naiadical November 25, 2022