The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
by Grimm D January 11, 2009
Get the two finger shoe hornmug. by Baldmormon March 16, 2020
Get the Honking Horn and Slapping Cornmug. French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 4, 2002
Get the remove gerbil from hornmug. by Koop Leigh Parkinson April 22, 2011
Get the Monkey Llama Hornmug. After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave
I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.
by wangbang23 April 15, 2009
Get the French Horn Racemug. when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008
Get the sloppy bavarian french hornmug. by Big D-41 November 8, 2008
Get the Horn of the ox that gored himmug.