two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
by Grimm D January 11, 2009
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remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.
French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!
by 420hitter December 04, 2002
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Monkey Llama Horn

When a monkey and a llama have a horn.
Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.
by Koop Leigh Parkinson April 04, 2011
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French Horn Race

After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave
I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.
by wangbang23 April 16, 2009
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sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"
Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.
by Beaner McWeiner March 18, 2006
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Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms
He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".
by Big D-41 October 30, 2006
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