Honking Horn and Slapping Corn

Grabbing boobs and slapping asses

Cory was so wasted he was honking horn and slapping corn.

by Baldmormon March 16, 2020

remove gerbil from horn

some brass players have a problem with this. Oftentimes, a small mammal is
lodged inside the horn.

French horns, will you please remove
the gerbil from your fucking horn!
phhhthp phhthp phhtp phhthp ptp!

by 420hitter December 4, 2002

Monkey Llama Horn

When a monkey and a llama have a horn.

Dude.... look a Monkey Llama Horn. Sweet.

by Koop Leigh Parkinson April 22, 2011

French Horn Race

After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stops see who can jack off the fastest into the french horn. The slowest person is out and then keep going. Then leave

I won in a game of french horn race last night. I Jacked off 10 times because i kept tying with Rob.

by wangbang23 April 15, 2009

sloppy bavarian french horn

when a female,(or a male), performs onto another male, an act in which from the rear position one hand grasps the rod of their partner and squeezes at different intervels(like tapping the many buttons on a french horn) all the while blowing, with a little spit, into the rear of thier partner to the tune of "Oh When the Saints Cum Marching In"

Nathanial readied himself against the kitchen sink while preparing to require a "sloppy bavarian french horn" from his fiancee Campbell all the while maintaining the beat of "Oh When The Saints Cum Marching In" with the slapping of his ball sack.

by Beaner McWeiner July 29, 2008

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Horn Angel 🎺😇

When chatting on games with a chat option such as Words With Friends...2 players find they have similar interests and during conversation mention that they are fellow horndogs. Future conversation using an angel 😇 or horn angel 🎺😇 when something interesting could be a completely innocent phrase but in all likelihood could be taken 2 ways, and usually the not so innocent interpretation of what is being said

This is strictly a visual indication using emojis to indicate some less than wholesome version of what could be interpreted as innocent.

I have shown a horn angel 🎺😇 in my text so you know I am a horndog just like you

by Vtwinguy June 3, 2019